Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts
...or, stuff that means absolutely nothing to anybody but us and some of these mean more than you can imagine

Oh my god…I feel it in mah brain.
Grundy, VA ('nuff said)
Hey sanger come here boy, cain't you get your copy man to set up somewheres else?
Someone that shall remain nameless, for the moment, getting caught taking a wizz in the phone booth in the hotel lobby.
Firecrackers flying into the second floor window at the Camellia in Columbus, GA, and exploding beside a very unsuspecting drummer relaxing and playing his telecaster on the couch.
Camellia…firecrackers…guitar case…door…Mason running in fear and locking himself in the bedroom…later discovered cowering in the closet…
…it wasn't Mason...it was really Lunch.
"Who duct taped my spare sticks to the bass drum?"
The Gnat: "Them earphones sure do look good." The Gnat: "Can I try them earphones?" The Gnat: "Man, I sure would like to try them earphones." The Gnat: "I bet them earphones sound real good." The Gnat: "Can I try them earphones?" (rapid fire insect)
Ramrod and his wife, and their collection of 'classic' films.
Steve: "We've got some Clash for you!" Band: "No, we don't."
Steve: "We've got some Eagles for you!" Band: "No, we don't."
Steve: "We've got a date at Chateau Madrid in three weeks." Band: "No, we don't."
Miss Rudolph.
"Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." 15 minutes later: "Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." 15 minutes after THAT: "Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." Any wonder we called him WW?
"Okay, Carmine, the band is playing now. Stop dancing and turn up the faders."
Bob jumping up on a chair in an attempt to look cool and busting his butt.
"Did you you see that? I meant to do that. Wasn't that cool, man?" "Yeah. Those girls laughing at the first table thought it was cool, too."
Mexicali Rose.
Don Non singing "Strutter." (Makes us shudder just to think about it.)
Somebody's underwear on the lamp in the motel room.
An odd odor fills the motel room…and the adjoining room.
No town can ruin a McDonald's like Myrtle Beach.
Is there a Waffle House in NC/SC/VA that we didn't eat at? Didn't think so. Want to know which are the best?
We've got to stop in Statesville to get some of that homemade chili. Mmm, mmm, good!
Duff's Smorgasbord. Be very afraid.
Note left on the TV: "I have went. I stold yur wiskee."
Question: "Are youse de guys wid de credit cod?" Answer: "Say whut? Are yew speakin' Anglish?"
Hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts and coffee in Winston-Salem at 3:00 a.m.
Bob: "Man, it's hot in here." Sean: "Take off your leather jacket." Bob: "Would the Fonz take his off?"
Bud…breakfast of champions.
"Come on, man. Aren't you my buddy? Knock me out, man."
Somebody in the crowd: "Free Bird!" Steve: "Here you go…<point favorite single finger up>…no charge."
Never fill a dark container with water to drink. Always use a clear one so you can see what's in it.
What? Your shampoo isn't as foamy as it use to be?
Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in Myrtle Beach.
Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in Atlanta.
Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in…you get the picture.
"Pancakes! I've got to have some pancakes!"
Driving the Pennsylvania Turnpike before stumbling into the motel at 6:00 a.m. This road has more craters than the moon.
"I'm too young to feel this bad."
Never put your mouth on the microphone. You don't want to know where the windscreen has been.
Whirlybird!
"Okay, Steve, my parents are in the club tonight. Please don't grab yourself or say 'fk'." Steve, while grabbing himself: "Hey all you m*f*s! Are you ready to f***g rock?"
"IS KELLY CRAVEN THERE?!?" (usually heard on the phone around 6:00 a.m. after just getting home and to sleep)
"Megabucksh. We're going to make megabucksh, boysh!"
Mass quantities of PJ in Statesboro, GA, then going to see Choice.
"I want my daddy's records."
Hmm, yellow pars and rain lights for 3 songs. Must be beer time.
"Hey, Ronnie! Think you used enough flash powder?"
Jack Daniels and Gatorade.
Johnny Morton: "Hey, Sean. You guys sounded great at that after hours bar last night. I couldn't get you to come up in the mix, though." Sean: "Um, Johnny, I went home to Charlotte last night."
The After Deck. Site of an epic battle between yuppie scum and a few of the boys. "But, Muffy, that long-haired person disparaged my khaki shorts and Docksiders!" Not to be confused with The After Dark, another after-hours bar in the Myrtle Beach area. Site of an epic battle between wine and chunks, which are most definitely not to be confused with wine and cheese. Q: "Hey, man, are you okay?" A: "Mxpsow soiwer aoinr sorj!"
"Arf! Arf! Arf! Heineken!"
"Oh, (insert unnamed band member name here), you're all man!"
"Good heavens, do we have to watch MAS*H again???"
2 words: Pig Night!
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" at Bryan David's with a guest singer. ("…far away…")
Two or three cases of free "Billy" beer given to us by a club owner in Fayetteville who couldn't get rid of the stuff. We drank it all. Who knew that several years later you could sell it for a small fortune? (That proves we'd drink anything. phoo)
The Braves' games replayed on WTBS in the wee hours of the morning. Thanks, Ted! (still miss them)
Gatorade and Goodies…breakfast of champions.
Brother Gold on WTBS in the wee hours of the morning with Bill Tush and Tina Seldin. "I want some HOT STUFF, baby, this evening!", indeed.
Bubble machines and balloons. (true rock-n-roll stage effects…right)
Mason: "Just get up there and dance. Nobody'll notice that you're not really playing." …and, they didn't
Twelve beer and two hefty bag handicap.
December 8, 1980. Rest in peace, John. We miss you.